With golf on the mind, I’m laying down a challenge to all Shreveport-Bossier golfers.
Before the trash talk starts coming my way, let me be totally and completely clear… I am a horrible golfer. In fact, I’ve often compared my golf game to a combination of cricket and an Easter egg hunt. Basically the ball rarely leaves the ground, and I lose at least 15 balls every round.
Now that I’ve humbled myself before you, allow me to brag a little bit. I have the weirdest ability to hit golf balls off of cans and bottles. I don’t know how I developed this talent, but I will say it’s one of maybe three talents I possess, so I don’t feel arrogant about bragging about this. In case you’re wondering, my other two talents are performing staring contests and a naturally beautiful yodeling voice.
Recently, I was playing a round of golf when I admittedly found myself in two very familiar positions.
Number 1: I was quite inebriated. Number 2: I was losing.
Those two combined led me to tee off on the 18th fairway using a Natty Light Seltzer can as a tee. My friends told me not even to attempt it, but I lost three out of my last four balls off the tee, so I really didn’t have much to lose. So naturally, I smashed not only my best drive of the day, but probably one of the best drives of my life.
Then, less than a week later, my buddy brought a bottle of champagne to the golf course. Why in the world he bring a large glass bottle of champagne to a golf course I’ll never know, but I only had one thing in my mind when I saw him break it open.
I knew I had to tee-off with it.
Despite repetitive warnings from my friends, I drunkenly smashed a golf ball off the top of that sucker. Can you guess what happened next? Of course you can, I smashed it long and right down the center of the fairway. Also, once again, my best drive of the day.
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